Archive for August, 2011

Oh, the excess.

So. I don’t want to sound like a whiner, because I’m in Champagne! Drinking Champagne! Tromping through Champagne vineyards, during harvest, visiting with winemakers who have a billion more important things to do, and learning so much. It’s nothing short of amazing.

But. One of my colleagues dubbed this trip the Champagne Death March, because the schedule is brutal. We start at 9 a.m. and go nonstop until after 11 p.m. every single day. There’s barely time to use the bathroom, let alone collect your thoughts or check email. Instead of freshening up for dinner, we all straggle in looking like death warmed over. Any email-checking or thought-gathering or blogging or tweeting has to happen after a full day of Champagne-tasting and running around from House to House until they’re such a blur you can’t even remember which is which or where you were last.

I doubt that the Champagne bureau meant for us to die. They surely just wanted us to visit as many places as possible while we were here. But they’ve decided, next time, to build in a bit of down time. Lucky people on the next trip.

In the meantime, I have tons of great photos, but I’ll just share a few from the past few days.

We’ve been walking and standing non-stop. My feet are killing me, and I’m not even wearing these things.

 

I’m trying to branch out with my eating habits. I don’t know what this was, but it tasted like chicken, and the mushroom sauce was di-vine.

 

Every meal is finished with a cheese course. The middle one was an aged goat cheese. It was incredibly creamy, yet a little hard from aging. Mmmm.

 

We’ve tasted 20+ wines a day, so you have to spit, and leave lots of gorgeous Champagne behind. So sad.

 

Some wines weren’t hard to leave behind. (That said, in Champagne, it’s a matter of degree. At home, I would totally drink these.)

 

Others were so good that I couldn’t spit a single drop. (That’s the winemaker in the background. I’ve already decided to set Kate up with his 16-year-old son so I can be a Champagne MIL.)

 

Here’s a cool exercise we did last night. The winemaker uncorked a series of non-vintage Champagnes. The only difference was the disgorgement date (the date the old yeast is taken out and the wine topped off and sealed with the cork). From oldest to youngest, left to right, the wines tasted like stewed fruit and honey, all the way to fresh and light. The inside of the cork shrinks as the wine is older, too. The lesson: even non-vintage Champagne can age into something spectacular.

Tomorrow is slightly less of a Death March. We get 45 minutes of free time, which will end up being 5 because we’re in Europe, and I will use it to dash to the chocolate shop to get some treats for my girls. For now, I’m off to bed. Good night.

What we learned in Champagne, Monday edition

Global warming will cause women’s underwear to get smaller.

 

People who make fake Champagne will be prosecuted.

 

French people eat pizza with a knife and fork.

 

Perfectly-good terroir right in the middle of two Champagne fields is not, in fact, in the Champagne AOC because–how do you put it–bureaucracy.

 

Ripe Pinot Noir grapes are not only beautiful, but they taste delicious right off the vine.

 

All of us seasoned journalists will nevertheless act like Chinese tourists and stop in the middle of the road to take pictures of the Veuve Clicquot vineyards.

 

Some producers take religion seriously enough to put the family crucifix at the corner of their vineyards and on the label.

 

(For you, Derek, a closeup of the words.)

 

People who make Champagne live in gorgeous old houses

 

…and make to-die-for fresh salads

 

…but are, in the end, farmers who are in the middle of harvest and have to get up at 5 a.m. the next day, but are still smiling at you at 11 p.m.

 

 

Dinner in Reims

We ate dinner right at the hotel tonight.

For my appetizer, I ordered the Tartare d’avocat au crabe et pamplemousse. I love avocado and crab, and anything called “pamplemousse” was too much to resist.

Turns out “pamplemousse” is grapefruit.

We also had real French fries…

…and lots of Champagne to wash them down.

This is Phillipe. He’s a PR guy for Champagne. I was asking him what he and his wife cook at home, for everyday meals, and what they drink with their food. “Oh, my wife doesn’t always drink, so I open a magnum,” he said. “It’s just the right size for one.” Lost in translation, or was he serious?

For breakfast this morning, I ate what I always imagine people to eat in France: chocolate croissants and espresso. Yum.

Off to the vineyards today!

It takes all kinds

I’m about to head out to explore Reims a bit and then meet everyone for dinner after a nap and a shower (yay! It’s so nice to feel clean and rested again). Pictures TK.

Almost as interesting as the destination itself is the people you travel with. For better or worse, press tours are hotbeds of clashing personalities brought together only by a common profession. Sometimes you get to meet up with someone you know in real life, and you have a blast traveling together. Or you meet someone new who is incredibly cool, and you become instant friends.

Other times, you wonder how these people ended up on the trip with you. Some of the people you might meet on a press tour:

The Snob. This guy is worried when he checks online and some of the menus are offered in English. Clearly, the places we’ll be eating will not be authentically, snobbishly, French. He also wonders why no one handed him a glass of Champagne as he alighted off the plane.

The Name-Dropper. He’s on a first-name basis with every who’s who in the wine world, and he wants you to know it. “Oh, Terry and I….” and “The other day I met with Mike….” pops out of his mouth frequently. Because you also know people in the wine world, you are able to infer whom he’s bragging about, but you think name-dropping is lame so you just nod and smile, even though it means that he thinks you’re not in the know.

The Angry Thin Woman. She has perpetually tight lips and is always unhappy about something happening on the trip. Maybe she’s inconvenienced by having to wait for someone else. Or her dinner didn’t quite come out right. You have to think that if she’s unhappy when she’s being plied with Champagne and amazing food, she must be a blast to live with in real life.

The Couple. This husband-and-wife duo runs their own wine website in some obscure corner of Ohio, and they’ve somehow gotten on the trip as a “journalist” and “photographer” (although in reality, she is on break as an English teacher and he was a sales executive in manufacturing before retiring and starting the blog). Their 12 readers will certainly appreciate their insights.

The Colorful Lady. She wears bright pink clothes and fake-European kisses you even though you’ve never met before, and she’s not European. She’s flamboyant and always trying to get a group of grumpy, jet-lagged writers to have fun. Most of the group wants to throw her over the bus by the second day.

The Frustrated Professional. This guy is a lawyer or software engineer from the Silicon Valley who desperately wishes he could be a wine writer full time, but will never make the leap because he likes his cushy income. He devotes all of his passion towards his avocation rather than his vocation, and he clearly thinks the rest of you are hacks in comparison.

The One-Upper. He has been there, done that, and he wants you to know he’s traveled more miles, seen more sights, drank more wine, and eaten weirder foods than you. As if you care.

The Fun Girl. She’s bouncy and upbeat, not pretentious, and not afraid to show a little wonder at what she’s seeing rather than act bored and jaded. You instantly connect and vow to spend as much of the trip with her as you can. And you thank God that you found someone fun to enjoy your week with.

How to kill 6 hours at DTW

Watch the jumping fountains and think how much your kids would like them. Wish kids were with you.

 

Find a place to sit. Remember you’re using your CPH travel bag and try to take picture of self with bag to send to Bruce. Get self but not bag, or bag but not self. Put camera away because you feel stupid, and anyway, the lighting makes you look old, and you’re not quite 34 so that’s not right.

 

Watch guy next to you snore and get camera out again. Surreptitiously take picture of him sleeping and hope he never comes across it on your blog.

 

Window shop. Roll eyes at “inspirational” messages.

 

Check flights and feel sorry for all the people going to the New York area whose flights were cancelled. (Thanks, Hurricane Irene.)

 

Shop some more. Buy a pillow you’ve always wanted but never wanted to spend money on. Realize at this point you’re buying it purely out of boredom.

 

Resist the urge to buy your children things they don’t need, that you’re tempted to buy purely out of boredom.

Not pictured:

  • Eat chocolate.
  • People-watch.
  • Wonder why short-shorts are in when 99 percent of women don’t look good in them.
  • Wonder why women who don’t look good in short-shorts wear them anyway.
  • Walk around aimlessly.
  • Wish fervently that you had taken five minutes to run into the library to pick up some reading material, even as you admit retrospectively that you really didn’t have time.
  • Watch tram go back and forth approximately 47 times before you break down and get on the internet for $7.95.
  • Consider capitalizing “internet” and decide that AP and Chicago are behind the times, and that it’s a common noun.
  • Wonder why sitting around in airports makes you so tired.
  • Realize it will all be worth it when you wake up in Paris the next morning.

 

I’m outta here

See you on the other side of Champagne.

If I have a good internet connection and some spare time (both questionable) I’ll post some pics on the road.

11 years and counting

Love is patient, love is kind.

It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.

It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails.


Happy 11th anniversary to my patient, kind, protecting, trusting, humble, hopeful, and always persevering husband. Love you.

It turned out all right after all.

I love this anniversary card from my in-laws:

The kicker is in the inside. You see, we got engaged after just four months of dating. My in-laws barely knew me. They weren’t completely convinced that Derek wasn’t throwing his life away on some crazy girl.

But, it all turned out all right. They even called it a bright idea. Win!

Car-buying, Dave Ramsey style

1. Understand that a vehicle will always lose value, and don’t sink all your money into a status symbol.

2. As soon as you pay off the brand-new van you shouldn’t have purchased brand-new but didn’t know any better at the time, start putting the amount that would have been your van payment in savings. Do this for five years.

3. Save up $10K or so and hope your old 1997 Mercury Sable wagon doesn’t go kaput, but kind of wish it would go kaput because you hate it.

A van AND a wagon? Not cool.

4. Start looking for a low-mileage, gently-used vehicle when your car guy says your wagon’s transmission isn’t looking so hot.

5. Ask awesome church member who happens to be the general manager at an auto dealership to look out for a vehicle for you.

6. When said awesome church member/general manager calls a few weeks later with a fabulous deal on a low-mileage Mazda Tribute, go look at it. And then buy it on the spot, because there aren’t many good gently-used, low-mileage vehicles floating around right now with the economy the way it is.

7. Call your insurance company and get quotes on full coverage vs. liability, and crunch a bunch of numbers. (Dave says, if you can afford to replace the vehicle on the spot, just get liability. If you can’t, get full coverage. We’re going to do full coverage for a few years since the vehicle still has pretty good value, and will go down to liability after we’ve had a chance to build our savings back up.)

8. Enjoy the new car, and the lack of a car payment.

9. Start saving again, knowing the van will need replacement and/or repairs in the next 5-10 years.

10. Oh, who am I kidding? I love this vehicle. It’s twenty jillion times cooler than the wagon. But, remind self of #1. And then go for a drive.

Grammar cop

I was trying to find this blog’s administrator’s page on my phone, but got this error instead:

Do you see the run-on sentence? I had to go into the css (a dangerous jungle for a hack techie like me) and change it.

Now it looks like this:

It’s a little better, anyway. And I still loooove the blog theme. (Did I mention it’s free? Yep.)